RING THE BELL

THE LOCAL CHURCH WAS DESPERATELY

LOOKING TO HIRE SOMEONE

TO RING THE CHURCH BELL.

AFTER OVER A WEEK OF NO LEADS,

A FELLOW SHOWS UP ASKING FOR THE JOB.

THE PRESIDENT OF THE CHURCH

WALKS OUT OF HIS OFFICE TO

INTERVIEW THE JOB CANDIDATE

WHEN HE NOTICES THE MAN

HAS NO ARMS.

“EXCUSE ME SIR”,

SAID THE PRESIDENT,

“BUT HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO

RING THE BELL WITHOUT ARMS?”

“JUST WATCH”,

SAID THE MAN CONFIDENTLY

AND WITH THAT,

THE MAN CHARGED TOWARD THE BELL

AND BANGED HIS FACE ONTO IT

EMITTING A WONDERFUL LOUD CLANG.

“WOW” SAID THE PRESIDENT

“THAT WAS WONDERFUL!”

“AGREED” SAID THE SECRETARY COMING IN

“THAT WAS SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL.”

“CAN I SEE YOU DO IT AGAIN?”

ASKED THE SECRETARY,

WHO MISSED THE FIRST PERFORMANCE.

“SURE” SAID THE MAN,

WHO AGAIN CHARGED TOWARD THE BELL.

UNFORTUNATELY HE TRIPPED

ON THE WAY AND DIED.

“DO WE EVEN KNOW HIS NAME?”

ASKED THE BAFFLED SECRETARY.

“I DON’T KNOW”

ANSWERED THE PRESIDENT,

“BUT HIS FACE SURE RANG A BELL!”