THE FRIENDLY POLITICIAN
Added on: 3rd Mar 2016
AS A POPULAR LOCAL POLITICIAN
I ALWAYS TRY TO HELP OUT
WHENEVER I CAN.
SO THAT’S HOW IT CAME TO BE THAT
WHEN A FELLOW CAME UP TO ME
IN A HOTEL LOBBY THE OTHER DAY
AND ASKED ME FOR A SMALL FAVOUR
I WAS MORE THEN HAPPY TO OBLIGE.
“HI,” SAID THE FELLOW,
INTRODUCING HIMSELF AS BOB SMITH.
“I’M HAVING A VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS
MEETING IN A FEW MINUTES
AND IT’S VERY IMPORTANT THAT
I IMPRESS THEM .
IF YOU CAN JUST COME OVER
DURING OUR MEETING AND SAY HELLO
I WOULD BE FOREVER INDEBTED TO YOU!”
SO THAT’S HOW A FEW MINUTES LATER,
I FOUND MYSELF WALKING OVER TO
THE FELLOW WITH A BIG SMILE ON MY FACE,
“HI BOB!” I SAID.
“I BARELY GOT THE WORDS OUT
OF MY MOUTH WHEN BOB LOOKED UP
WITH AN ANNOYED EXPRESSION,
“DON’T BOTHER ME NOW CHRIS.
CAN’T YOU SEE I’M IN THE MIDDLE
OF AN IMPORTANT MEETING?!
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