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THE FRIENDLY POLITICIAN

Added on: 3rd Mar 2016

 

AS A POPULAR LOCAL POLITICIAN

I ALWAYS TRY TO HELP OUT

WHENEVER I CAN.

 

SO THAT’S HOW IT CAME TO BE THAT

WHEN A FELLOW CAME UP TO ME

IN A HOTEL LOBBY THE OTHER DAY

AND ASKED ME FOR A SMALL FAVOUR

I WAS MORE THEN HAPPY TO OBLIGE.

 

“HI,” SAID THE FELLOW,

INTRODUCING HIMSELF AS BOB SMITH.

 

“I’M HAVING A VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS

MEETING IN A FEW MINUTES

AND IT’S VERY IMPORTANT THAT

I IMPRESS THEM .

 

IF YOU CAN JUST COME OVER

DURING OUR MEETING AND SAY HELLO

I WOULD BE FOREVER INDEBTED TO YOU!”

 

SO THAT’S HOW A FEW MINUTES LATER,

I FOUND MYSELF WALKING OVER TO

THE FELLOW WITH A BIG SMILE ON MY FACE,

 

“HI BOB!” I SAID.

“I BARELY GOT THE WORDS OUT

OF MY MOUTH WHEN BOB LOOKED UP

WITH AN ANNOYED EXPRESSION,

 

“DON’T BOTHER ME NOW CHRIS.

CAN’T YOU SEE I’M IN THE MIDDLE

OF AN IMPORTANT MEETING?!

 

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