SALAD DRESSING
Added on: 4th Mar 2016
“YOU NAME IT, WE’LL MAKE IT!”
WAS THE BIG SIGN OUTSIDE THE
NEW RESTAURANT ON 13TH AVENUE.
“THERE IS NO FOOD WE CAN’T MAKE FOR YOU!”
“EXCUSE ME SIR”,
SAID A MAN WITH A HEAVY RUSSIAN
ACCENT TO THE WAITER,
“I VOULD LIKE PLEASE,
A GARDEN SALAD VITH RUSSIAN DRESSING.”
“RUSSIAN DRESSING?!
SCREAMED THE HEAD COOK,
“I’VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF
RUSSIAN DRESSING!
WHAT ARE WE GOING TO GIVE THIS GUY?
“DON’T WORRY,”
SAID THE OWNER TO THE COOK,
“I’LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING,
YOU JUST MAKE THE SALAD.”
AND THAT’S HOW IT HAPPENED
THAT TWO MINUTES LATER
THE WAITER WALKED OUT
WITH A BIG GARDEN SALAD AND A
PICTURE OF A RUSSIAN MAN
PUTTING ON HIS PANTS.
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