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SALAD DRESSING

Added on: 4th Mar 2016

 

“YOU NAME IT, WE’LL MAKE IT!”

 

WAS THE BIG SIGN OUTSIDE THE

NEW RESTAURANT ON 13TH AVENUE.

 

“THERE IS NO FOOD WE CAN’T MAKE FOR YOU!”

 

“EXCUSE ME SIR”,

SAID A MAN WITH A HEAVY RUSSIAN

ACCENT TO THE WAITER,

 

“I VOULD LIKE PLEASE,

A GARDEN SALAD VITH RUSSIAN DRESSING.”

 

“RUSSIAN DRESSING?!

SCREAMED THE HEAD COOK,

 

“I’VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF

RUSSIAN DRESSING!

WHAT ARE WE GOING TO GIVE THIS GUY?

 

“DON’T WORRY,”

SAID THE OWNER TO THE COOK,

“I’LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING,

YOU JUST MAKE THE SALAD.”

 

AND THAT’S HOW IT HAPPENED

THAT TWO MINUTES LATER

THE WAITER WALKED OUT

WITH A BIG GARDEN SALAD AND A

PICTURE OF A RUSSIAN MAN

PUTTING ON HIS PANTS.

 

http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Geography_and_History/Russia/Guy_with_vodka.gif

 


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