HANDYMAN

“HONEY!”

SCREAMED MY HUSBAND

FROM OUR BEDROOM,

“YOU MUST CHECK THIS OUT!

“WHAT IS IT?”

I HOLLERED BACK FROM THE KITCHEN.

“YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE WHAT I

FOUND WHEN I WAS DRILLING A HOLE  

THROUGH THE WALL!

I FOUND A SECRET STASH OF BOTTLES!”

JUST THEN I HEARD

MY DAUGHTERS VOICE HOLLERING

FROM THE BATHROOM,

“I’M TRYING TO BRUSH MY TEETH IN HERE!

WHO THE HELL IS DRILLING A HOLE

THROUGH THE MEDICINE CABINET!?”