DEAD DOG
Added on: 11th Mar 2016
JOE WAS A STEWARD FOR FLY HIGH AIRLINES.
HE WATCHED AS AN OLDER LADY BOARDING
THE PLANE HOLDING A DOG IN A CAGE.
“EXCUSE ME,” SAID JOE
“DOGS ARE NOT ALLOWED ON BOARD,
YOU HAVE TO CHECK IT IN
WITH THE BAGGAGE.”
THE LADY WASN’T HAPPY,
BUT JOE WAS AN EXPERIENCED
STEWARD AND SUCCEEDED IN CONVINCING
THE LADY WITHOUT MUCH OF A SCENE.
UPON ARRIVAL,
JOE TOOK A PEEK IN THE CAGE
AND TO HIS GREAT SURPRISE,
SAW THAT THE DOG WAS DEAD!
FRANTIC THAT THEY MAY GET SUED,
JOE QUICKLY SENT ONE OF HIS
UNDERLINGS OUT TO TOWN TO BUY A DOG
THAT LOOKED EXACTLY THE SAME.
JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME THE
UNDERLING ARRIVED WITH THE DOG
THEY QUICKLY SWITCHED DOGS
AND BREATHED A SIGH OF RELIEF.
“THIS ISN’T MY DOG!”
SAID THE LADY AS SOON AS SHE SAW IT.
“I’M SURE IT IS” INSISTED JOE
“I WAS VERY CAREFUL ABOUT
WHERE I PUT IT.”
“IT’S NOT MY DOG”
ARGUED THE LADY,
“YOU SEE, I WAS BRINGING MY DOG
TO MY HOME TOWN TO HAVE HIM BURIED,
AND THIS DOG IS ALIVE!”
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