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DEAD DOG

Added on: 11th Mar 2016

 

JOE WAS A STEWARD FOR FLY HIGH AIRLINES.

 

HE WATCHED AS AN OLDER LADY BOARDING

THE PLANE HOLDING A DOG IN A CAGE.

 

“EXCUSE ME,” SAID JOE

“DOGS ARE NOT ALLOWED ON BOARD,

YOU HAVE TO CHECK IT IN

WITH THE BAGGAGE.”

 

THE LADY WASN’T HAPPY,

BUT JOE WAS AN EXPERIENCED

STEWARD AND SUCCEEDED IN CONVINCING

THE LADY WITHOUT MUCH OF A SCENE.

 

UPON ARRIVAL,

JOE TOOK A PEEK IN THE CAGE

AND TO HIS GREAT SURPRISE,

SAW THAT THE DOG WAS DEAD!

FRANTIC THAT THEY MAY GET SUED,

JOE QUICKLY SENT ONE OF HIS

UNDERLINGS OUT TO TOWN TO BUY A DOG

THAT LOOKED EXACTLY THE SAME.

 

JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME THE

UNDERLING ARRIVED WITH THE DOG

THEY QUICKLY SWITCHED DOGS

AND BREATHED A SIGH OF RELIEF.

 

“THIS ISN’T MY DOG!”

SAID THE LADY AS SOON AS SHE SAW IT.

 

“I’M SURE IT IS” INSISTED JOE

“I WAS VERY CAREFUL ABOUT

WHERE I PUT IT.”

 

“IT’S NOT MY DOG”

ARGUED THE LADY,

“YOU SEE, I WAS BRINGING MY DOG

TO MY HOME TOWN TO HAVE HIM BURIED,

AND THIS DOG IS ALIVE!”

 

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