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Added on: 22nd Mar 2016

 

WAITING HUNGRILY ON THE LUNCH LINE,

I EYED THE HAMBURGERS BEING SERVED.

 

UPON REACHING THE FRONT

OF THE LINE I ASKED,

 

“EXCUSE ME,

CAN I PLEASE HAVE TWO BURGERS.”

 

“YOU’LL GET THE SAME AS EVERYBODY ELSE,”

THE LADY SAID IN A BORED VOICE.

 

AFTER HUNGRILY EATING MY LUNCH,

I WALKED TO THE GARBAGE TO

THROW OUT MY PLATE, BUT I

ACCIDENTALLY DROPPED MY LUNCH TRAY

IN THE GARBAGE ALONG WITH IT.

 

WHILE I WAS DIGGING IN THE

GARBAGE FOR MY TRAY

I FELT A TAP ON MY SHOULDER.

 

“I’M SORRY SONNY”

THE LADY SAID IN A HORROR-STRICKEN VOICE,

 

“ HERE IS ANOTHER BURGER.”

 

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