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Added on: 23rd Mar 2016

 

A LADY WENT TO A PSYCHIATRIST

COMPLAINING OF A TERRIBLE PHOBIA.

 

“EVERY TIME I LAY DOWN ON MY BED

I GET THIS TERRIBLE FEAR

THAT THERE IS SOMETHING UNDERNEATH.

 

“WOW” RESPONDED THE PSYCHIATRIST

“I’VE NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A PHOBIA

BUT LIKE ALL PHOBIAS IT CAN BE TREATED

BUT IT WILL LIKELY TAKE AROUND 20 SESSIONS.”

 

“OK” RESPONDED THE LADY

“HOW MUCH IS EACH SESSION?”

 

“OH IT’S JUST £60 A SESSION

BUT TRUST ME IT’S WELL WORTH IT.”

 

WHEN THE LADY DIDN’T COME BACK

TO THE PSYCHIATRIST HE

GAVE THE LADY A CALL.

 

“HOW COME I DIDN’T HEAR FROM YOU?

HE ASKED.”

 

“WELL” RESPONDED THE LADY

“WHEN I CAME HOME

AND TOLD MY HUSBAND ABOUT THE COST

HE THOUGHT HE WOULD SAVE SOME MONEY,

HE JUST CUT THE LEGS OFF THE BED!”

 

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