MARRIAGE FIGHT
Added on: 26th Mar 2016
MARY AND DAVE GOT ALONG PRETTY WELL.
BUT THERE WAS ONE THING THAT DROVE
MARY ABSOLUTELY CRAZY AND THAT WAS
NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES SHE TOLD
DAVE HOW IMPORTANT IT WAS TO HER THAT
HE COME ON TIME FOR DINNER,
HE NEVER DID.
IT WAS AFTER ONE SUCH SPAT THAT HE
GOT DOWN ON HIS KNEES AND SAID
“MARY,
I PROMISE I AM TURNING OVER A NEW LEAF.
FROM NOW ON I WILL BE ON TIME FOR DINNER!”
WELL, THE NEXT DAY,
PROMPTLY AT 5 O’CLOCK,
DAVE LOCKED UP HIS SHOP AND
HEADED OUT THE DOOR TO HIS CAR.
WHEN SUDDENLY OUT OF NOWHERE
A CAR PULLED UP NEXT TO HIS
PARKED CAR AND HIT DAVE.
DAVE WAS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL.
LUCKILY THEY LET HIM OUT AFTER
3 HOURS AND HE WALKED IN THE DOOR
TO HIS HOUSE AT 8 O’CLOCK.
MARY WAS LIVID!
“WAIT I CAN EXPLAIN”
PLEADED DAVE,
“I GOT RUN OVER BY A CAR!”
“REALLY!?,”
SCREAMED MARY,
“IT TAKE 3 HOURS TO GET RUN OVER BY A CAR!?
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