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IT STARTED

Added on: 29th Mar 2016

 

JOHN WALKS INTO HIS

5TH FLOOR APARTMENT

AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK,

HE EXHAUSTIVELY SINKS

INTO HIS FAVORITE ARM CHAIR,

PUTS UP HIS FOOTREST,

TURNS ON THE TV

AND TURNS TO HIS WIFE HANNAH,

 

“HONEY,

PLEASE GET ME A HARD DRINK,

I THINK IT’S ABOUT TO START.”

 

HANNAH ROLLS HER EYES,

HEADS TO THE KITCHEN,

TAKES OUT A BEER FROM THE FRIDGE

AND BRINGS IT TO JOHN.

 

“HONEY”,

SAID JOHN,

TWO MINUTES LATER,

 

“PLEASE GET ME ANOTHER ONE

QUICKLY BEFORE IT STARTS.”

 

“WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU,

YOU LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING!”

HANNAH EXCLAIMED,

 

“DO YOU THINK I’M YOUR

PERSONAL WAITER!?

YOU PLOP YOURSELF DOWN

ON YOUR EASY CHAIR AND

EXPECT ME TO BE ON YOUR

BECK AND CALL!?

IS THAT ALL I’M GOOD FOR!?

 

JOHN SIGHS,

AND MUTTERS UNDER HIS BREATH,

 

“IT STARTED….”

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