FATHER IN LAW

“MOM, DAD, SIT DOWN.  

I HAVE SOMETHING VERY

IMPORTANT TO TELL YOU,”

SAID SAMANTHA,

UPON HER RETURN HOME FROM

COLLEGE AFTER GRADUATION.

“I MET A GUY WHO LIVES

NEAR THE COLLEGE

THAT I REALLY LIKE AND WE DECIDED

WE ARE GOING TO GET MARRIED!”

“OH SAMANTHA!

I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!”

GUSHED HER MOM

GIVING HER A BIG HUG,

“I HOPE YOU TWO WILL BE REALLY

HAPPY TOGETHER!

I CAN’T WAIT TO MEET HIM!”

“TELL US MORE ABOUT HIM”

SAID HER DAD,

“DOES HE HAVE ANY MONEY?”

“OH DAD!

IS THAT ALL YOU MEN

EVER THINK ABOUT?

THAT WAS THE FIRST QUESTION

HE ASKED ME ABOUT YOU TOO!”