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MECHANIC & CARDIOLOGIST

Added on: 1st Apr 2016

 

 

A LEXUS MECHANIC

WAS REMOVING A  ​

CYLINDER HEAD FROM

THE MOTOR OF A LS460 

 

WHEN HE SPOTTED A WELL-KNOWN

CARDIOLOGIST IN HIS SHOP. 

 

THE CARDIOLOGIST WAS THERE

WAITING FOR THE SERVICE MANAGER 

 

TO TAKE A LOOK AT HIS CAR

WHEN THE MECHANIC SHOUTED

ACROSS THE GARAGE,

 

"HEY DOC,

WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT THIS?"

 

THE CARDIOLOGIST,

A BIT SURPRISED,

WALKED OVER TO WHERE

THE MECHANIC WAS WORKING.

 

 

THE MECHANIC STRAIGHTENED UP,

WIPED HIS HANDS ON A RAG AND ASKED,  

 

"SO DOC, LOOK AT THIS ENGINE.

I OPENED ITS HEART,

TOOK THE VALVES OUT,  

REPAIRED OR REPLACED

ANYTHING DAMAGED

AND THEN PUT EVERYTHING

BACK IN, AND WHEN I FINISHED,

IT WORKED JUST LIKE NEW.

 

SO HOW IS IT THAT I MAKE $48,000

A YEAR AND YOU MAKE $1.7M

WHEN YOU AND I ARE DOING

BASICALLY THE SAME WORK?"

 

 

THE CARDIOLOGIST PAUSED,

LEANED OVER, AND THEN

WHISPERED TO THE MECHANIC......

 

 

"TRY DOING IT WITH THE ENGINE RUNNING.”

 

Animated cartoon mechanic crawling under the hood of a little blue car trying to fix the engine and get the car started

 


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