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BAD DATE

Added on: 27th Mar 2016

 

“HI SARAH, LISTEN I ONLY HAVE A MINUTE. 

 

I’M ABOUT TO GET PICKED UP

FOR A BLIND DATE,

CAN YOU CALL ME IN A HALF HOUR

JUST IN CASE IT’S GOING BAD?

 

YES? OK GREAT! WE’LL SPEAK.”

 

RAQUEL GAVE HERSELF A

QUICK SPRAY OF PERFUME,

CHECKED HERSELF OUT ONE MORE

TIME IN THE MIRROR

AND HEADED OUTSIDE TO

WAIT FOR THE GUY.

 

SURE ENOUGH AFTER TWENTY MINUTES

RAQUEL WAS  DISCREETLY

CHECKING HER WATCH. 

 

AFTER TEN MORE LONG MINUTES 

HER PHONE FINALLY BUZZED.

 

RAQUEL LISTENED FOR A FEW SECONDS,

GRIMLY PURSED HER LIPS

AND TURNED TO HER DATE,

 

“I FEEL TERRIBLE,

BUT MY GRANDMOTHER IS

TERRIBLY SICK AND

I MUST GO HOME NOW .”

 

“NO PROBLEM!”

SAID HER DATE WITH A BIG GRIN,

“IN A FEW MORE MINUTES

MY DOG WAS GOING TO GET RUN OVER!”

 

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