CREDIT CARD STATEMENT

LIKE MOST WOMEN,

SANDY LOVES GOING SHOPPING,

MUCH TO HER HUSBAND’S CHAGRIN.

“HERE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS”,

SAYS HER HUSBAND TOM,

SHOVING THE CREDIT CARD STATEMENT

IN FRONT OF HER.

“YOU SPENT £170 AT SELFRIDGES,

£100 AT HARVEY NICHOLS,

£90 AT LIBERTY AND ANOTHER

£150 AT CLARKS.

HOW IN THE WORLD DO YOU

EXPECT ME TO PAY FOR ALL OF THIS?”

“WELL,”

ANSWERS SANDY, TAKEN ABACK,

“I’VE BEEN ACCUSED OF MANY THINGS BEFORE,

BUT ONE THING I AM CERTAINLY NOT,

IS INQUISITIVE!”