REST STOP
Added on: 18th Apr 2016
I WAS COMING BACK FROM VISITING
MY SON IN MY MIAMI AND I
STOPPED AT A REST STOP TO
USE THE BATHROOM.
I JUST SAT DOWN ON THE TOILET
WHEN I HEARD A VOICE COMING
FROM THE STALL NEXT TO MINE,
“HEY! HOW’S IT GOING?”
ALTHOUGH I WAS QUITE SURPRISED
AND I WASN’T IN THE HABIT OF
CONVERSING TO THE PEOPLE
NEXT TO ME IN THE STALL,
I NEVERTHELESS ANSWERED HIM,
“I’M FINE” I SAID
“THANKS FOR ASKING.”
“WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”
ASKED THE SAME VOICE.
TO BE HONEST I WAS A BIT
TAKEN ABACK BY THE BRAZENNESS
OF THIS FELLOW,
BUT I WOULD NEVER IGNORE ANYONE
SO I CALMLY ANSWERED,
“I’M RELIEVING MYSELF.”
THEN I HEARD THE SAME VOICE AGAIN,
“I’M GOING TO HAVE TO CALL YOU BACK,
SOME SMART-ALECK IS ANSWERING
ALL OF MY QUESTIONS.”
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