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THE HORSE

Added on: 21st Apr 2016

 

JACK STRODE INTO ‘JOHN’S STABLE’

LOOKING TO BUY A HORSE.

 

“LISTEN HERE” SAID JOHN,

“I’VE GOT JUST THE HORSE

YOUR LOOKING FOR,

THE ONLY THING IS,

HE WAS TRAINED BY AN

INTERESTING FELLOW.

HE DOESN’T GO AND STOP

THE USUAL WAY.

THE WAY TO GET HIM TO STOP

IS TO SCREAM HEYHEY

THE WAY TO GET HIM TO GO

IS TO SCREAM THANK GOD.

 

JIM NODDED HIS HEAD,

“FINE WITH ME,

CAN I TAKE HIM FOR A TEST RUN?”

 

JIM WAS HAVING THE TIME

OF HIS LIFE THIS HORSE SURE

COULD RUN HE

THOUGHT TO HIMSELF.

 

JIM WAS SPEEDING DOWN

THE DIRT ROAD

WHEN HE SUDDENLY SAW

A CLIFF UP AHEAD

 

“STOP!” SCREAMED JIM,

BUT THE HORSE KEPT ON GOING.

 

NO MATTER HOW MUCH HE TRIED

HE COULD NOT REMEMBER

THE WORDS TO GET IT TO STOP.

 

“YOYO” SCREAMED JIM

BUT THE HORSE JUST KEPT

ON SPEEDING AHEAD.

 

IT WAS 5 FOOT FROM THE CLIFF

WHEN JIM SUDDENLY REMEMBERED

 

“HEYHEY!” JIM SCREAMED.

 

THE HORSE SKIDDED TO A HALT

JUST 1 INCH FROM THE CLIFF.

 

JIM COULD NOT BELIEVE HIS

GOOD FORTUNE,

HE LOOKED UP TO THE SKY,

RAISED HIS HANDS IN THE AIR,

BREATHED A DEEP SIGH OF RELIEF

AND SAID WITH CONVICTION

 

“THANK GOD.”

 

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