A FEW THOUGHTS
Added on: 24th Apr 2016
CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF IN SOME OF THESE?
MY GOAL FOR 2015 WAS TO LOSE JUST 10 POUNDS.
ONLY 15 TO GO.
ATE SALAD FOR DINNER!
MOSTLY CROUTONS & TOMATOES.
REALLY JUST ONE BIG, ROUND CROUTON COVERED
WITH TOMATO SAUCE. AND CHEESE.
FINE, IT WAS A PIZZA.
I ATE A PIZZA.
HOW TO PREPARE TOFU:
1. THROW IT IN THE TRASH.
2. GRILL SOME MEAT.
I DON'T MEAN TO BRAG BUT......I FINISHED MY 14-DAY
DIET IN 3 HOURS AND 20 MINUTES.
A RECENT STUDY HAS FOUND THAT WOMEN WHO
CARRY A LITTLE EXTRA WEIGHT LIVE LONGER THAN THE
MEN WHO MENTION IT.
KIDS TODAY DON'T KNOW HOW EASY THEY HAVE IT.
WHEN I WAS YOUNG, I HAD TO WALK 9 FEET THROUGH
SHAG CARPET TO CHANGE A TV CHANNEL.
SENILITY HAS BEEN A SMOOTH TRANSITION FOR ME.
I DID A WEEK'S WORTH OF CARDIO AFTER
WALKING INTO A SPIDER WEB.
REMEMBER BACK WHEN WE WERE KIDS AND EVERY
TIME IT WAS BELOW ZERO OUT THEY CLOSED SCHOOL?
ME NEITHER.
I MAY NOT BE THAT FUNNY OR ATHLETIC
OR GOOD-LOOKING OR SMART.
OR TALENTED . . . . OOPS, I FORGOT
WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THIS.
I LOVE BEING OVER 50.
I LEARN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY.......AND
FORGET 5 OTHERS.
THINK I'LL PUT AN "OUT OF ORDER"
STICKER ON MY FOREHEAD AND CALL IT A DAY.
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