NEW UNSTOPPABLE VIRUS

I THOUGHT YOU WOULD WANT TO

KNOW ABOUT THIS E-MAIL VIRUS. 

EVEN THE MOST ADVANCED PROGRAMS

FROM NORTON OR MCAFEE CANNOT

TAKE CARE OF THIS ONE.

IT APPEARS TO AFFECT THOSE

WHO WERE BORN PRIOR TO 1955. 

SYMPTOMS:

1.   CAUSES YOU TO SEND THE

SAME E-MAIL TWICE.
DONE THAT!  

2.   CAUSES YOU TO SEND A

BLANK E-MAIL!
THAT TOO!

           
4. CAUSES YOU TO SEND AN

E-MAIL TO THE WRONG PERSON.
YEP! 

5. CAUSES YOU TO SEND IT BACK

TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU.
AHA! 

6.   CAUSES YOU TO FORGET TO

ATTACH THE ATTACHMENT.
WELL, WELL! 

7.   CAUSES YOU TO HIT

"SEND" BEFORE YOU'VE FINISHED.
OH, NO NOT AGAIN! 

8.   CAUSES YOU TO HIT

DELETE" INSTEAD OF "SEND."
AND I JUST HATE THAT! 

9. CAUSES YOU TO HIT

"SEND" WHEN YOU SHOULD "DELETE."
OH CRAP! 

IT'S CALLED THE "C-NILE VIRUS."