THE BULL
Added on: 27th Apr 2016
A BLONDE AND A REDHEAD HAVE A RANCH.
THEY HAVE JUST LOST THEIR BULL.
THE WOMEN NEED TO BUY ANOTHER,
BUT ONLY HAVE $500.
THE REDHEAD TELLS THE BLONDE,
"I WILL GO TO THE MARKET AND
SEE IF I CAN FIND ONE FOR
UNDER THAT AMOUNT.
IF I CAN, I WILL SEND YOU A TELEGRAM."
SHE GOES TO THE MARKET
AND FINDS ONE FOR $499.
HAVING ONLY ONE DOLLAR LEFT,
SHE GOES TO THE TELEGRAPH OFFICE
AND FINDS OUT THAT IT COSTS
ONE DOLLAR PER WORD.
SHE IS STUMPED ON HOW TO TELL THE
BLONDE TO BRING THE TRUCK AND TRAILER.
FINALLY, SHE TELLS THE TELEGRAPH
OPERATOR TO SEND THE WORD
"COMFORTABLE."
SCEPTICAL, THE OPERATOR ASKS,
"HOW WILL SHE KNOW TO COME WITH
THE TRAILER FROM JUST THAT WORD?"
THE REDHEAD REPLIES,
"SHE'S A BLONDE SO SHE READS SLOW:
'COME FOR TA BULL.'
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