STUPIDLY FUNNY PUNS

WHAT'S THE WORST THING ABOUT ANCIENT ORATORS?

They tend to Babylon.

WHAT'S THE WORST THING ABOUT THROWING

A PARTY IN SPACE?

You have to planet.

WHY COULDN'T THEY PLAY CARD'S ON THE ARK?

Because Noah was standing on the deck.

HOW DID I ESCAPE IRAQ?

Iran

I'M GLAD I KNOW SIGN LANGUAGE

It’s pretty handy.

MY MATHS TEACHER JUST CALLED ME AVERAGE

How mean!

HOW DO YOU MAKE ANTIFREEZE?

Steal her blanket.

EXPLAINING PUNS TO A KLEPTOMANIAC IS DIFFICULT

They always take things literally.

I ASKED MY FRENCH TEACHER IF SHE PLAYS

VIDEO GAMES

She said Wii.