NELSON MANDELLA

NELSON MANDELA IS SITTING AT

HOME WATCHING THE TELLY

WHEN HE HEARS A

KNOCK AT THE DOOR.

WHEN HE OPENS IT,

HE IS CONFRONTED BY A

LITTLE CHINESE MAN,

CLUTCHING A CLIP BOARD

AND YELLING,

"YOU SIGN! YOU SIGN!"

BEHIND HIM IS AN ENORMOUS

TRUCK FULL OF CAR EXHAUSTS.

NELSON IS STANDING THERE

IN COMPLETE AMAZEMENT,

WHEN THE CHINESE MAN

STARTS TO YELL LOUDER.

"YOU SIGN! YOU SIGN!"

NELSON SAYS TO HIM,

"LOOK MATE, YOU'VE OBVIOUSLY

GOT THE WRONG BLOKE.

PUSH OFF"

AND SHUTS THE DOOR IN HIS FACE.

THE NEXT DAY

HE HEARS A KNOCK

AT THE DOOR AGAIN.

WHEN HE OPENS IT,

THE LITTLE CHINESE MAN IS BACK

WITH A HUGE TRUCK OF BRAKE PADS.

HE THRUSTS HIS CLIPBOARD

UNDER NELSON'S NOSE, YELLING,

"YOU SIGN! YOU SIGN!".

MR MANDELA IS GETTING A

BIT HACKED OFF BY NOW,

SO HE SHOVES THE LITTLE

CHINESE MAN BACK, SHOUTING:
"LOOK, PUSH OFF!

YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG BLOKE!

I DON'T WANT THEM!"
THEN HE SLAMS THE DOOR

IN HIS FACE AGAIN.

THE FOLLOWING DAY,

NELSON IS RESTING,

AND LATE IN THE AFTERNOON,

HE HEARS A KNOCK

ON THE DOOR AGAIN.

ON OPENING THE DOOR,

THERE IS THE SAME LITTLE

CHINESE MAN WHO THRUSTS A

CLIPBOARD UNDER HIS NOSE,

SHOUTING

"YOU SIGN! YOU SIGN!"

BEHIND HIM ARE TWO VERY

LARGE TRUCKS FULL OF CAR PARTS.

THIS TIME NELSON LOSES HIS

TEMPER COMPLETELY,

HE PICKS UP THE LITTLE MAN

BY HIS SHIRT FRONT AND YELLS AT HIM;

"LOOK, I DON'T WANT THESE!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

YOU MUST HAVE THE WRONG NAME!

WHO DO YOU WANT

TO GIVE THESE TO?"

THE LITTLE CHINESE MAN

LOOKS AT HIM VERY PUZZLED,

CONSULTS HIS CLIPBOARD,

AND SAYS:

"YOU NOT

NISSAN MAINDEALER?"