ST PATRICKS DAY ROBBERY

IT'S SAINT PATRICK'S DAY AND AN

ARMED HOODED ROBBER BURSTS

INTO THE BANK OF IRELAND

AND FORCES THE TELLERS

TO LOAD A SACK FULL OF CASH.

ON HIS WAY OUT THE DOOR

WITH THE LOOT ONE BRAVE

IRISH CUSTOMER GRABS THE HOOD

AND PULLS IT OFF REVEALING

THE ROBBER'S FACE.

THE ROBBER SHOOTS THE

MAN WITHOUT HESITATION.

HE THEN LOOKS AROUND THE BANK

TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE HAS SEEN HIM.

ONE OF THE TELLERS IS LOOKING

STRAIGHT AT HIM AND THE

ROBBER WALKS OVER AND CALMLY

SHOOTS HIM DEAD.

EVERYONE BY NOW IS VERY SCARED

AND LOOKING DOWN AT THE FLOOR.

"DID ANYONE ELSE SEE MY FACE?"

SCREAMS THE ROBBER.

THERE IS A FEW MOMENTS

OF SILENCE THEN ONE ELDERLY

IRISH GENT, LOOKING DOWN,

TENTATIVELY RAISES HIS HAND AND SAYS,

"I THINK ME WIFE HERE MAY

HAVE CAUGHT A GLIMPSE."