BILL THE TAXI DRIVER

BILL (IT'S USUALLY BILL) CATCHES

A TAXI HOME ONE EVENING,

THE CABBIE CHARGES HIM ALMOST

DOUBLE THE USUAL FARE AND

WHEN BILL COMPLAINS

HE BECOMES ABUSIVE.

BILL RESOLVES TO GET HIS

REVENGE IF HE COMES ACROSS

THIS TAXI DRIVER AGAIN.

A WEEK LATER BILL

GOES TO GET A CAB HOME

AND NOTICES THE DRIVER

FROM THE WEEK BEFORE

IS THIRD IN THE TAXI RANK.

HE STROLLS UP AND GETS

IN THE FIRST CAB,

ONCE INSIDE HE TELLS THE DRIVER

THAT HE DOESN’T HAVE ANY CASH

BUT IF HE TAKES HIM HOME

HE’LL GIVE HIM A BLOW JOB. 

THE CAB DRIVER GOES MAD

AND KICKS HIM OUT OF HIS CAB.

BILL NOW GETS INTO THE SECOND CAB

AND MAKES THAT DRIVER

THE SAME PROPOSITION:

A BLOW JOB FOR A LIFT HOME.

THE SECOND DRIVER ALSO

REFUSES AND KICKS HIM OUT.

SO NOW BILL GETS INTO THE THIRD TAXI,

THE GUY WHO RIPPED HIM OFF,

AND ASKS TO BE DROPPED

A FEW BLOCKS AWAY.

AS THE CAB DRIVES OFF

BILL SMILES AT THE FIRST

TWO DRIVERS AND GIVES A

BIG THUMBS UP…