WALLY'S WEDDING NIGHT

AT 85 YEARS OF AGE,

WALLY MARRIED ANNE,

A LOVELY 25 YEAR OLD.

SINCE HER NEW HUSBAND IS SO OLD,

ANNE DECIDES THAT AFTER THEIR WEDDING

SHE AND WALLY SHOULD HAVE

SEPARATE BEDROOMS,

BECAUSE SHE IS CONCERNED

THAT HER NEW BUT AGED HUSBAND

MAY OVER EXERT HIMSELF IF THEY

SPEND THE ENTIRE NIGHT TOGETHER.

AFTER THE WEDDING FESTIVITIES

ANNE PREPARES HERSELF FOR BED

AND THE EXPECTED 'KNOCK' ON THE DOOR.

SURE ENOUGH THE KNOCK COMES,

THE DOOR OPENS AND THERE IS WALLY,

HER 85 YEAR OLD GROOM, READY FOR ACTION...
THEY UNITE AS ONE. ALL GOES WELL,

WALLY TAKES LEAVE OF HIS BRIDE

AND SHE PREPARES TO GO TO SLEEP.

AFTER A FEW MINUTES,

ANNE HEARS ANOTHER KNOCK

ON HER BEDROOM DOOR, AND IT'S WALLY.

AGAIN HE IS READY FOR MORE 'ACTION.'

SOMEWHAT SURPRISED,

ANNE CONSENTS FOR MORE FRANTIC COUPLING.

WHEN THE NEWLYWEDS ARE DONE,

WALLY KISSES HIS BRIDE,

BIDS HER A FOND GOODNIGHT AND LEAVES. 

SHE IS SET TO GO TO SLEEP AGAIN,

BUT, AHA, YOU GUESSED IT,

WALLY IS BACK AGAIN,

RAPPING ON THE DOOR,

AND IS AS FRESH AS A 25-YEAR-OLD,

READY FOR MORE 'ACTION.' 

AND, ONCE AGAIN THEY ENJOY EACH OTHER

IN THE WAY ONLY TWO PEOPLE

IN THE FIRST FLUSH OF LUST CAN.

BUT AS WALLY GETS SET TO LEAVE AGAIN,

HIS YOUNG BRIDE SAYS TO HIM,

'I AM THOROUGHLY IMPRESSED

THAT AT YOUR AGE YOU CAN

PERFORM SO WELL AND SO OFTEN.

I HAVE BEEN WITH GUYS LESS

THAN A THIRD OF YOUR AGE

WHO WERE ONLY GOOD ONCE.

YOU ARE TRULY A GREAT LOVER, WALLY.'

WALLY, SOMEWHAT EMBARRASSED,

TURNS TO ANNE AND SAYS:

'YOU MEAN I'VE BEEN HERE ALREADY?'

(SENIOR MOMENTS CAN HAVE THEIR ADVANTAGES).