THINGS YOU SHOULD KNOW BUT NOBODY EVER TOLD YOU

ENGAGE THE PARKING BRAKE FIRST, THEN SHIFT INTO

PARK. IF YOU DO IT THE OTHER WAY AROUND AND YOU

ARE PARKED ON AN INCLINE THEN THE ENTIRE WEIGHT

OF THE CAR IS RESTING AGAINST THE TRANSMISSION

IF YOU GO TO GOOGLE'S INACTIVE ACCOUNT MANAGER

THEN YOU CAN TELL GOOGLE WHO SHOULD BE ABLE

TO ACCESS YOUR ACCOUNT IN CASE YOU DON'T LOG

IN FOR A LONG TIME. AND YES, THAT IS A NICE WAY

OF PHRASING "JUST IN CASE YOU DIE"

SPECIFICALLY FOR COLLEGE STUDENTS IN THE US:

MANY UNPAID INTERNSHIPS ARE ACTUALLY

ILLEGAL ACCORDING TO A 2013 RULING BY JUDGE

WILLIAM PAULEY. (IF YOUR EMPLOYER DIRECTLY

BENEFITS FROM YOUR WORK, THEN CHANCES

ARE IT'S ILLEGAL AND YOU MUST BE PAID)

IF YOU ARE EXPERIENCING LOWER BACK PAIN FROM

STANDING TOO LONG THEN SQUEEZING YOUR

BUTT MUSCLES CAN MAKE IT GO AWAY. THIS IS

BECAUSE IT ROTATES YOUR PELVIS OUT OF THE

PAINFUL POSITION (TOO MUCH ANTERIOR TILT)

AND FLATTENS YOUR BACK

THERE IS A WEBSITE YOU CAN GO TO THAT WILL

CHECK IF YOUR ACCOUNT (EMAIL, FACEBOOK, ETC)

HAS BEEN COMPROMISED (IN SOURCE)

THIS SHORT PHRASE WILL AUTOMATICALLY IMPROVE

YOUR POSTURE – "SHOULDERS DOWN, SHOULDERS BACK,

CHIN LEVEL". NOW YOU JUST HAVE TO REMEMBER

TO DO THAT!

BUYING YOUR OWN MODEM IS USUALLY CHEAPER

THAN RENTING ONE FROM THE ISP

NEVER, EVER, EVER SWEEP OR VACUUM MOUSE POOP.

IT WILL AEROSOLIZE (DISPERSE IN THE AIR) THE POOP

AND THAT CAN GIVE YOU HANTAVIRUS. ACCORDING

TO THE CDC YOU SHOULD SPRAY IT WITH BLEACH

AND WATER TO KEEP IT FROM BECOMING AIRBORNE

AND THEN SWEEP IT UP

IF YOU EVER WANT TO KEEP YOUR DRESS SHIRT FROM

BILLOWING AT YOUR WAIST THEN YOU NEED SOMETHING

CALLED THE "MILITARY TUCK". YOU'LL HAVE TO

GOOGLE IT BUT TRUST US, IT'S ALMOST AS GOOD

AS HAVING YOUR SHIRT TAILORED