PRESS NINE FIRST
Added on: 7th May 2016
A MAN CHECKS INTO HIS HOTEL
ON A BUSINESS TRIP AND
FEELING A BIT LONELY,
HE THOUGHT,
I'LL CALL ONE OF THOSE GIRLS
YOU SEE ADVERTISED IN PHONE BOOTHS
WHEN YOU'RE CALLING FOR A CAB.
HE LOOKED IN A PHONE BOOTH
NEAR THE HOTEL AND FOUND AN AD
FOR A GIRL CALLING HERSELF EROVERONIQUE,
A LOVELY GIRL,
BENDING OVER IN THE PHOTO.
SHE HAD ALL THE RIGHT CURVES
IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES,
BEAUTIFUL LONG WAVY HAIR,
LONG GRACEFUL LEGS.
WELL, YOU GET THE PICTURE!
HE COPIED THE PHONE NUMBER
AND RETURNED TO HIS HOTEL.
WHEN BACK IN THE ROOM
HE FIGURES, WHAT THE HECK,
GIVE HER A CALL.
'HELLO,' THE WOMAN SAYS.
GOD, SHE SOUNDED SEXY.
'HI, I HEAR YOU GIVE A GREAT MASSAGE
AND I'D LIKE YOU TO COME TO MY ROOM
AND GIVE ME ONE.
NO, WAIT, I SHOULD BE STRAIGHT WITH YOU.
I'M IN TOWN ALL ALONE AND
WHAT I REALLY WANT IS SEX.
I WANT IT HOT AND I WANT IT NOW.
BRING IMPLEMENTS,
TOYS, RUBBER, LEATHER, WHIPS,
EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT IN
YOUR BAG OF TRICKS.
WE'LL GO HOT AND HEAVY ALL NIGHT;
TIE ME UP, COVER ME IN
CHOCOLATE SYRUP AND WHIPPED CREAM,
ANYTHING YOU WANT!
NOW, HOW DOES THAT SOUND?'
SHE SAYS,
'THAT SOUNDS FANTASTIC,
BUT YOU NEED TO PRESS 9
FOR AN OUTSIDE LINE.
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