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THE ACCOUNTANT

Added on: 13th Aug 2013

 

A 54-year-old accountant

 

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leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read:

 

"Dear Wife, I am 54 years old,

and by the time you get this letter

I will be at the Grand Hotel

with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary.

 

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" When he arrived at the hotel,

 

there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows:

 

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"Dear Husband, I too am 54 years old,

and by the time you receive this letter

I will be at the Savoy Hotel

with my eighteen year old toy boy.

 

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Because you are an accountant,

you will surely appreciate

that l8 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18." 



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