WOMEN ARE SMARTER THAN MEN

WHEN DAN FOUND OUT HE WAS GOING

TO INHERIT A FORTUNE WHEN

HIS SICKLY FATHER DIED,

HE DECIDED HE NEEDED A

WOMAN TO ENJOY IT WITH.

SO ONE EVENING

HE WENT TO A SINGLES BAR

WHERE HE SPOTTED THE

MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

HE HAD EVER SEEN.

HER NATURAL BEAUTY

TOOK HIS BREATH AWAY.

"I MAY LOOK LIKE

JUST AN ORDINARY MAN,"

HE SAID AS HE WALKED UP TO HER,

"BUT IN JUST A WEEK OR TWO,

MY FATHER WILL DIE

AND I'LL INHERIT

20 MILLION POUNDS."

IMPRESSED,

THE WOMAN WENT HOME WITH HIM

THAT EVENING AND

THREE DAYS LATER,

SHE BECAME HIS STEPMOTHER.

WOMEN ARE JUST

SO MUCH SMARTER THAN MEN.