SON'S ENGLISH TEACHER

A BLOKE IS IN A QUEUE

AT THE SUPERMARKET

WHEN HE NOTICES

THAT THE RATHER DISHY BLONDE

BEHIND HIM HAS JUST

RAISED HER HAND AND

SMILED HELLO TO HIM.

HE IS RATHER TAKEN ABACK

THAT SUCH A LOOKER

WOULD BE WAVING TO HIM

AND ALTHOUGH FAMILIAR

HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE

HE MIGHT KNOW HER FROM,

SO HE SAYS

"SORRY DO YOU KNOW ME?"

SHE REPLIES

"I MAYBE MISTAKEN

BUT I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT BE

THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN!"

HIS MIND SHOOTS BACK TO

THE ONE AND ONLY TIME

HE HAS BEEN UNFAITHFUL

HE SAYS

"ARE YOU THAT STRIPOGRAM

ON MY STAG NIGHT

THAT I SHAGGED

ON THE SNOOKER TABLE

IN FRONT OF ALL MY MATES

WHILST YOUR MATE

WHIPPED ME WITH SOME WET CELERY

AND STUCK A CUCUMBER UP MY REAR?"

"NO", SHE REPLIES,

"I'M YOUR SON'S ENGLISH TEACHER".