A KICK IN THE FACE

BRYAN WALKS INTO A PUB

AND SEES HIS FRIEND DARRYL

SLUMPED OVER THE BAR.

HE WALKS OVER AND ASKS

DARRYL WHAT'S WRONG.

"WELL,"

REPLIES DARRYL ,

"YOU KNOW THAT BEAUTIFUL GIRL

AT WORK THAT I WANTED TO ASK OUT,

BUT I GOT AN ERECTION

EVERY TIME I SAW HER?"

"YES,"

REPLIES BRYAN WITH A LAUGH.

"WELL,"

SAYS DARRYL ,

STRAIGHTENING UP,

"I FINALLY PLUCKED UP THE COURAGE

TO ASK HER OUT

AND SHE AGREED."

"THAT'S GREAT!"

SAYS BRYAN ,

"WHEN ARE YOU GOING OUT?"

"I WENT TO MEET HER THIS EVENING,"

CONTINUES DARRYL ,

"BUT I WAS WORRIED

I'D GET AN ERECTION AGAIN.

SO I GOT SOME DUCT TAPE AND

TAPED MY PENIS TO MY LEG,

SO IF I DID, IT WOULDN'T SHOW."

"SENSIBLE"

SAYS BRYAN .

"SO I GET TO HER DOOR,"

SAYS DARRYL ,

"AND I RANG HER DOORBELL.

SHE ANSWERED IT IN THE SHEEREST,

TINIEST DRESS YOU EVER SAW."

"AND WHAT HAPPENED THEN?"

( DARRYL SLUMPS BACK

OVER THE BAR AGAIN.)

"I KICKED HER IN THE FACE."