A KICK IN THE FACE
Added on: 10th May 2016
BRYAN WALKS INTO A PUB
AND SEES HIS FRIEND DARRYL
SLUMPED OVER THE BAR.
HE WALKS OVER AND ASKS
DARRYL WHAT'S WRONG.
"WELL,"
REPLIES DARRYL ,
"YOU KNOW THAT BEAUTIFUL GIRL
AT WORK THAT I WANTED TO ASK OUT,
BUT I GOT AN ERECTION
EVERY TIME I SAW HER?"
"YES,"
REPLIES BRYAN WITH A LAUGH.
"WELL,"
SAYS DARRYL ,
STRAIGHTENING UP,
"I FINALLY PLUCKED UP THE COURAGE
TO ASK HER OUT
AND SHE AGREED."
"THAT'S GREAT!"
SAYS BRYAN ,
"WHEN ARE YOU GOING OUT?"
"I WENT TO MEET HER THIS EVENING,"
CONTINUES DARRYL ,
"BUT I WAS WORRIED
I'D GET AN ERECTION AGAIN.
SO I GOT SOME DUCT TAPE AND
TAPED MY PENIS TO MY LEG,
SO IF I DID, IT WOULDN'T SHOW."
"SENSIBLE"
SAYS BRYAN .
"SO I GET TO HER DOOR,"
SAYS DARRYL ,
"AND I RANG HER DOORBELL.
SHE ANSWERED IT IN THE SHEEREST,
TINIEST DRESS YOU EVER SAW."
"AND WHAT HAPPENED THEN?"
( DARRYL SLUMPS BACK
OVER THE BAR AGAIN.)
"I KICKED HER IN THE FACE."
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