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TWO MEXICANS LOST IN THE DESERT

Added on: 13th May 2016

 

IN 1890 THERE WERE TWO MEXICANS

WHO HAD BEEN LOST IN THE

DESERT FOR WEEKS

AND THEY'RE AT DEATH'S DOOR.

AS THEY STUMBLE ON,

HOPING FOR SALVATION IN THE

FORM OF AN OASIS OR

SOMETHING SIMILAR,

THEY SUDDENLY SPY,

THROUGH THE HEAT HAZE,

A TREE OFF IN THE DISTANCE.
AS THEY GET CLOSER

THEY CAN SEE THAT THE TREE IS

DRAPED WITH RASHER

UPON RASHER OF BACON.

THERE'S SMOKED BACON,

CRISPY BACON,

LIFE-GIVING JUICY

NEARLY-RAW BACON,

ALL SORTS.

"HEY, PEPE"

SAYS THE FIRST BLOKE,

"EES A BACON TREE!!!

WE'RE SAVED!!!" 

"YOU'RE RIGHT, AMIGO!"

SAYS PEPE. 

SO PEPE GOES ON AHEAD

AND RUNS UP TO THE TREE

SALIVATING AT THE

PROSPECT OF FOOD.

BUT AS HE GETS TO WITHIN

FIVE FEET OF THE TREE,

THERE'S A HUGE VOLLEY

OF GUN FIRE AND

HE IS SHOT DOWN IN A

HAIL OF BULLETS. 

HIS FRIEND QUICKLY DROPS

DOWN ON THE SAND AND

CALLS ACROSS TO THE DYING PEPE.

"PEPE!! PEPE!!

QUE PASA HOMBRE?" 

WITH HIS DYING BREATH

PEPE CALLS OUT...."UGH,...

RUN, AMIGO, RUN!! 

...EES NOT A BACON TREE!"

... 

... 

... 

... 

"EES... A.... HAM BUSH"

 

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