TWO MEXICANS LOST IN THE DESERT
Added on: 13th May 2016
IN 1890 THERE WERE TWO MEXICANS
WHO HAD BEEN LOST IN THE
DESERT FOR WEEKS
AND THEY'RE AT DEATH'S DOOR.
AS THEY STUMBLE ON,
HOPING FOR SALVATION IN THE
FORM OF AN OASIS OR
SOMETHING SIMILAR,
THEY SUDDENLY SPY,
THROUGH THE HEAT HAZE,
A TREE OFF IN THE DISTANCE.
AS THEY GET CLOSER
THEY CAN SEE THAT THE TREE IS
DRAPED WITH RASHER
UPON RASHER OF BACON.
THERE'S SMOKED BACON,
CRISPY BACON,
LIFE-GIVING JUICY
NEARLY-RAW BACON,
ALL SORTS.
"HEY, PEPE"
SAYS THE FIRST BLOKE,
"EES A BACON TREE!!!
WE'RE SAVED!!!"
"YOU'RE RIGHT, AMIGO!"
SAYS PEPE.
SO PEPE GOES ON AHEAD
AND RUNS UP TO THE TREE
SALIVATING AT THE
PROSPECT OF FOOD.
BUT AS HE GETS TO WITHIN
FIVE FEET OF THE TREE,
THERE'S A HUGE VOLLEY
OF GUN FIRE AND
HE IS SHOT DOWN IN A
HAIL OF BULLETS.
HIS FRIEND QUICKLY DROPS
DOWN ON THE SAND AND
CALLS ACROSS TO THE DYING PEPE.
"PEPE!! PEPE!!
QUE PASA HOMBRE?"
WITH HIS DYING BREATH
PEPE CALLS OUT...."UGH,...
RUN, AMIGO, RUN!!
...EES NOT A BACON TREE!"
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"EES... A.... HAM BUSH"
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