A BEAR'S LIFE

IF YOU'RE A BEAR,

YOU GET TO HIBERNATE.

YOU DO NOTHING BUT SLEEP

FOR SIX MONTHS.
I COULD DEAL WITH THAT.

BEFORE YOU HIBERNATE,

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EAT

YOURSELF STUPID.
I COULD DEAL WITH THAT, TOO.

IF YOU'RE A BEAR,

YOU BIRTH YOUR CHILDREN

(WHO ARE THE SIZE OF WALNUTS)

WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING

AND WAKE TO PARTIALLY GROWN,

CUTE CUDDLY CUBS.
I COULD DEFINITELY DEAL WITH THAT.

IF YOU'RE A MAMA BEAR,

EVERYONE KNOWS YOU MEAN BUSINESS.

YOU SWAT ANYONE WHO

BOTHERS YOUR CUBS.

IF YOUR CUBS GET OUT OF LINE,

YOU SWAT THEM TOO.
I COULD DEAL WITH THAT.

IF YOU'RE A BEAR,

YOUR MATE EXPECTS YOU

TO WAKE UP GROWLING.

HE EXPECTS THAT YOU WILL HAVE

HAIRY LEGS AND EXCESS BODY FAT.

...HANDS UP ALL THOSE

WHO WANNA BE A BEAR...