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SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE

Added on: 20th May 2016

 

A GOVERNMENT SURVEY HAS SHOWN

THAT 91% OF ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS

COME TO BRITAIN SO THAT THEY

CAN SEE THEIR OWN DOCTOR.
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DUE TO THE CURRENT ECONOMIC CRISIS,

GREECE IS CANCELLING ALL

PRODUCTION OF HUMUS AND TARAMASALATA.  

IT'S A DOUBLE DIP RECESSION.
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63 PAKISTANIS DIED IN

BRADFORD THIS MORNING. 

IT WAS NOT A TERRORIST ATTACK,

A BUNK BED COLLAPSED..
THE POLICE ARE BLAMING AL IKEA .
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JONATHAN ROSS HAS BEEN

ACCUSED OF SHOPLIFTING A

KITCHEN UTENSIL FROM TESCO.
ROSS SAYS IT WAS A

WHISK HE WAS PREPARED TO TAKE.
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POLICE STOP A PAKISTANI

IN HIS TRANSIT VAN ON THE MOTORWAY. 

POLICEMAN SAYS

“DO YOU KNOW THE LIMIT IS 70?"
THE DRIVER LEANS INTO THE BACK AND SAYS:

"HEAR THAT?  ........ 

6 OF YOU HAVE GOT TO GET OUT!"
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 PADDY & MICK STAGGER OUT

OF THE ZOO WITH BLOOD

POURING FROM THEM..
"BOLLOCKS TO THAT"

SAID PADDY

"THAT'S THE LAST TIME

I GO LION DANCING”

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PADDY SAYS TO MICK,

"CHRISTMAS IS ON FRIDAY THIS YEAR".

MICK SAID,

"LET'S HOPE IT'S NOT THE 13TH THEN."

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MY MATE JUST HIRED AN

EASTERN EUROPEAN CLEANER,

TOOK HER 15 HOURS

TO HOOVER THE HOUSE. 

TURNS OUT SHE WAS A SLOVAK.

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SINCE THE SNOW CAME,

ALL THE WIFE HAS DONE

IS LOOK THROUGH THE WINDOW. 

IF IT GETS ANY WORSE,

I'LL HAVE TO LET HER IN.

 

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