THREE ENGINEERS

THERE ARE THREE ENGINEERS IN A CAR;

AN ELECTRICAL ENGINEER,

A CHEMICAL ENGINEER AND

A MICROSOFT ENGINEER.

SUDDENLY THE CAR JUST STOPS

BY THE SIDE OF THE ROAD

AND THE THREE ENGINEERS

LOOK AT EACH OTHER WONDERING

WHAT COULD BE WRONG.

THE ELECTRICAL ENGINEER

SUGGESTS STRIPPING DOWN THE

ELECTRONICS OF THE CAR AND

TRYING TO TRACE WHERE A FAULT

MIGHT HAVE OCCURRED.

THE CHEMICAL ENGINEER,

NOT KNOWING MUCH ABOUT CARS,

SUGGESTS THAT THE FUEL IS

BECOMING EMULSIFIED AND

GETTING BLOCKED SOMEWHERE.

THEN, THE MICROSOFT ENGINEER,

NOT KNOWING MUCH ABOUT ANYTHING,

COMES UP WITH A SUGGESTION:

IF WE CLOSE ALL THE WINDOWS,

GET OUT, GET BACK IN,

THEN OPEN THE WINDOWS AGAIN,

MAYBE IT'LL WORK!"