THE DEVIL'S IN THE DETAILS

A GUY DIES AND IS SENT TO HELL.

SATAN MEETS HIM,

SHOWS HIM DOORS TO THREE ROOMS

AND SAYS HE MUST CHOOSE ONE

TO SPEND ETERNITY IN.

IN THE FIRST ROOM,

PEOPLE ARE STANDING IN DIRT

UP TO THEIR NECKS.

THE GUY SAYS,

‘NO, LET ME SEE THE NEXT ROOM.’

IN THE SECOND ROOM,

PEOPLE ARE STANDING IN DIRT

UP TO THEIR NOSES.

THE GUY SAYS NO AGAIN.

FINALLY SATAN OPENS THE THIRD ROOM.

PEOPLE ARE STANDING WITH DIRT

UP TO THEIR KNEES,

DRINKING COFFEE AND

EATING PASTRIES.

THE GUY SAYS,

‘I PICK THIS ROOM.’

SATAN SAYS OK AND STARTS TO LEAVE

THE GUY WADES IN AND STARTS

POURING SOME COFFEE.

ON THE WAY OUT SATAN YELLS,

‘OK, COFFEE BREAK’S OVER.

EVERYONE BACK ON YOUR HEADS!’