HIRE A WOMAN

HIRE A WOMAN AND GET THE JOB DONE

THE CIA HAD AN OPENING FOR AN ASSASSIN.
AFTER ALL THE BACKGROUND CHECKS,

INTERVIEWS AND TESTING WERE DONE,
THERE WERE THREE FINALISTS:

TWO MEN AND A WOMAN.

FOR THE FINAL TEST,

THE CIA AGENTS TOOK ONE OF

THE MEN TO A LARGE METAL DOOR

AND HANDED HIM A GUN.

"WE MUST KNOW THAT YOU WILL

FOLLOW YOUR INSTRUCTIONS

NO MATTER WHAT THE

CIRCUMSTANCES.

INSIDE THE ROOM YOU WILL

FIND YOUR WIFE SITTING IN
A CHAIR.

KILL HER."

THE MAN SAID

"YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS.

I COULD NEVER SHOOT MY WIFE".

THE AGENT SAID,

"THEN YOU ARE NOT THE RIGHT MAN

FOR THIS JOB.

TAKE YOUR WIFE AND GO HOME".

THE SECOND MAN WAS GIVEN THE

SAME INSTRUCTIONS.

HE TOOK THE GUN AND WENT

INTO THE ROOM.

ALL WAS QUIET FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES.

THE MAN CAME OUT WITH

TEARS IN HIS EYES,

"I TRIED, BUT I CAN'T KILL MY WIFE."

THE AGENT SAID,

"YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES,

SO TAKE YOUR WIFE AND GO HOME. "

FINALLY, IT WAS THE WOMAN'S TURN.

SHE WAS GIVEN THE SAME INSTRUCTIONS
TO KILL HER HUSBAND.
SHE TOOK THE GUN AND WENT INTO THE ROOM.

SHOTS WERE HEARD ONE AFTER
ANOTHER.

THEY HEARD SCREAMING, CRASHING

AND BANGING ON THE WALLS.

AFTER A FEW MINUTES, ALL WAS QUIET.

THE DOOR OPENED SLOWLY AND THERE
STOOD THE WOMAN,

WIPING SWEAT FROM HER BROW. 

"THE GUN WAS LOADED WITH BLANKS"

SHE SAID.

"I HAD TO KILL HIM WITH THE CHAIR. "