GOT THAT FARMERS NUMBER
Added on: 6th Jun 2016
SALLY WAS IN THE FOX AND HOUNDS
AT NEWBRIDGE LAST SATURDAY NIGHT,
WHEN THIS REALLY UGLY
LOOKING GUY WALKED INTO THE BAR.
SHE TOLD ME LATER:
"THE WIERDO CAME OVER TO THE BAR
AND PINCHED MY BUM.
THEN HE HAD THE NERVE TO DEMAND,
'GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER, SEXY.'"
I REPLIED,
"HAVE YOU GOT A PEN?"
HE SMILED AND SAID,
"YES."
I REPLIED,
"WELL YOU BETTER GET BACK TO IT,
BEFORE THE FARMER NOTICES YOU'RE MISSING."
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