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GOT THAT FARMERS NUMBER

Added on: 6th Jun 2016

 

SALLY WAS IN THE FOX AND HOUNDS

AT NEWBRIDGE LAST SATURDAY NIGHT,

WHEN THIS REALLY UGLY

LOOKING GUY WALKED INTO THE BAR.

 

SHE TOLD ME LATER:

"THE WIERDO CAME OVER TO THE BAR

AND PINCHED MY BUM. 

THEN HE HAD THE NERVE TO DEMAND,

'GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER, SEXY.'"

 

I REPLIED,

"HAVE YOU GOT A PEN?"

 

HE SMILED AND SAID,

"YES."

 

I REPLIED,

"WELL YOU BETTER GET BACK TO IT,

BEFORE THE FARMER NOTICES YOU'RE MISSING."

 

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