SUGAR TEST

ONE DAY AN IRISHMAN CALLED SEAMUS

WENT INTO A PHARMACY IN CLONMEL. 

HE REACHED INTO HIS JACKET POCKET

AND TOOK OUT A BOTTLE OF

IRISH WHISKEY AND A TEASPOON.

SEAMUS PROCEEDED TO POUR

SOME OF THE AMBER LIQUID INTO THE

TEASPOON AND OFFERED IT

TO THE CHEMIST.

"COULD YOU TASTE THIS FOR ME, PLEASE?" 

ASKED SEAMUS

THE CHEMIST TOOK THE TEASPOON,

PUT IT INTO HIS MOUTH,

SWILLED THE LIQUID AROUND

AND SWALLOWED IT. 

"DOES THAT TASTE SWEET TO YOU?"

SAYS SEAMUS.

"NO, NOT AT ALL,"

SAYS THE PHARMACIST.

"OH THAT'S A RELIEF,"

SAYS SEAMUS.

"DOCTOR FLANNIGAN TOLD ME

TO COME HERE AND GET MY

URINE TESTED FOR SUGAR."