FUNNY INDIAN JOKE
Added on: 10th Jun 2016
A JAPANESE TOURIST HAILED A TAXI
IN DOWNTOWN DELHI AND ASKED
TO BE TAKEN TO THE
INDIRA GANDHI AIRPORT.
ON THE WAY,
A CAR ZOOMED BY
AND THE TOURIST RESPONDED,
'OH! TOYOTA - MADE IN JAPAN!
VERY FAST!'
NOT TOO LONG AFTERWARD,
ANOTHER CAR FLEW BY THE TAXI.
'OH! NISSAN - MADE IN JAPAN!
VERY FAST!'
YET ANOTHER CAR ZIPPED BY
AND THE TOURIST SAID,
'OH! MITSUBISHI - MADE IN JAPAN!
VERY FAST!'
THE TAXI DRIVER,
WHO WAS 100% INDIAN,
WAS STARTING TO GET A LITTLE ANNOYED
THAT THE JAPANESE MADE CARS
WERE PASSING HIS TAXI,
WHEN YET ANOTHER CAR PASSED
THE TAXI AS THEY WERE TURNING
INTO THE AIRPORT.
'OH! HONDA - MADE IN JAPAN!
VERY FAST!'
THE TAXI DRIVER STOPPED THE CAR,
POINTED TO THE METER, AND SAID,
'THAT'LL BE RUPEES 500.'
'RUPEES 500?
IT WAS SHORT RIDE!
WHY SO MUCH?'
THE TAXI DRIVER SMILED
AS HE REPLIED,
'METER - MADE IN INDIA.
VERY FAST.'
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