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FUNNY INDIAN JOKE

Added on: 10th Jun 2016

 

A JAPANESE TOURIST HAILED A TAXI

IN DOWNTOWN DELHI AND ASKED

TO BE TAKEN TO THE

INDIRA GANDHI AIRPORT.

 

ON THE WAY,

A CAR ZOOMED BY

AND THE TOURIST RESPONDED,

 

'OH! TOYOTA - MADE IN JAPAN!

VERY FAST!'

 

NOT TOO LONG AFTERWARD,

ANOTHER CAR FLEW BY THE TAXI.

 

'OH! NISSAN - MADE IN JAPAN!

VERY FAST!' 

YET ANOTHER CAR ZIPPED BY

AND THE TOURIST SAID,

 

'OH! MITSUBISHI - MADE IN JAPAN!

VERY FAST!'

 

THE TAXI DRIVER,

WHO WAS 100% INDIAN,

WAS STARTING TO GET A LITTLE ANNOYED

THAT THE JAPANESE MADE CARS

WERE PASSING HIS TAXI,

WHEN YET ANOTHER CAR PASSED

THE TAXI AS THEY WERE TURNING

INTO THE AIRPORT.

 

'OH! HONDA - MADE IN JAPAN!

VERY FAST!'

 

THE TAXI DRIVER STOPPED THE CAR,

POINTED TO THE METER, AND SAID,

 

'THAT'LL BE RUPEES 500.' 
'RUPEES 500?

IT WAS SHORT RIDE!

WHY SO MUCH?'

 

THE TAXI DRIVER SMILED

AS HE REPLIED,

 

'METER - MADE IN INDIA.

VERY FAST.'

 

http://www.airphoneuk.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Aquila-T2-Taxi-Meter.gif

 


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