NICK THE VENTRILOQUIST
Added on: 17th Jun 2016
NICK, A DOWN-ON-HIS-LUCK VENTRILOQUIST
HEARS THERE’S MONEY TO BE MADE
THROWING HIS VOICE AND TRICKING
WIDOWS INTO BELIEVING HE CAN TALK
TO THEIR DEARLY DEPARTED HUSBANDS.
SO HE OPENS SHOP.
“MY NAME IS SADIE,”
SAYS HIS FIRST CUSTOMER.
“I WANT TO TALK TO MY LATE HUSBAND, SAUL.”
NICK CLOSES HIS EYES AND
“SUMMONS” SAUL. “SAUL, SADIE IS HERE.
CAN YOU HEAR ME, SAUL?”
THEN NICK THROWS HIS VOICE.
“SADIE, IS THAT YOU? IT’S ME, SAUL.”
“SAUL?” SAID SADIE.
“I HAVE SO MUCH TO TELL YOU!”
NICK BREAKS IN.
“I’M AFRAID YOUR TIME IS UP.”
“IT CAN’T BE! WHAT CAN I GET FOR $100?”
“FOR $100 YOU CAN TALK TO SAUL
FOR FIVE MINUTES.”
“ONLY FIVE MINUTES?
WHAT CAN I GET FOR $300?”
NICK GETS EXCITED:
“FOR $300 YOU CAN TALK TO SAUL
FOR FIVE MINUTES
WHILE I DRINK A GLASS OF WATER!”
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