SCUBA DIVERS

PADDY AND MURPHY ARE HAVIN' A

PINT IN THE PUB,

WHEN SOME SCUBA DIVERS

COME ON THE TV.

PADDY SAYS,

"MURPHY, WHY IS IT THEM

DEEP SEA DIVERS ALWAYS

SIT ON THE SIDE OF THE BOAT

WITH THEM AIR TANKS ON

THEIR BACKS AND FALL BACKWARDS

OUT OF THE BOAT?"

MURPHY THINKS FOR A MINUTE

THEN SAYS,

"THAT'S EASY.

IT'S 'COS IF THEY FELL FORWARDS,

THEY'D STILL BE IN THE FRIGGIN BOAT!"