LEAD IN YOUR PENCIL

GRANDPA AND LITTLE JOHNNY

ARE SITTING ON A BENCH IN THE PARK.

JOHNNY ASKED,

"GRANDPA ARE YOU GOING TO

TAKE THAT NEW VIAGRA?" 

GRANDPA,

CAUGHT OFF-GUARD,

LOOKS AT HIM AND SAYS,

"NO JOHNNY, I WILL NOT." 

"BUT GRANDPA, WHY NOT?"

ASKS LITTLE JOHNNY. 

GRANDPA REPLIES,

"WELL JOHNNY,

BECAUSE THERE IS NO SENSE IN PUTTING

LEAD IN YOUR PENCIL

IF YOU HAVE NO ONE TO WRITE TO."