ARTHUR DAVIDSON

Arthur Davidson of the Harley Motorcycle Corporation died and went to heaven. 

At the gates St. Peter told Arthur.

“Since you have been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world,

your reward is you can hang out with anyone you want in heaven”.

Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said. 

“I want to hang out with God.”

St Peter took Arthur to the throne room and introduced him to God.

Arthur then asked God. 

“Hey aren’t you the inventor of woman? 

“Oh yes” said God. 

“Well” said Arthur, “professional to professional, you have some

design flaws in your invention”

1.  There is too much inconsistency in the front end suspension.

2.  It chatters constantly at high speeds.

3.  Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.

4.  The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust, and finally,

5.  The maintenance costs are outrageous.

“Hmmm, you may have some goods points there,” replied God. 

“Hold on.” 

God went to his  celestial super computer,

typed in a few words and waited for the results. 

The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.

“Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,”

God said to Arthur,

”but according to these numbers,

more men are riding my invention than yours”.