Bad Dog Needs Rotten Home

THE NEW HOME FOR THE BEST STUFF ON THE WEB.

MEMO DIFFERENCES

Added on: 24th Jun 2016

 

MEMO FROM DIRECTOR GENERAL

TO MANAGER: 

TODAY AT 11 O'CLOCK THERE WILL

BE A TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE SUN.

THIS IS WHEN THE SUN DISAPPEARS

BEHIND THE MOON FOR TWO MINUTES.

AS THIS IS SOMETHING THAT CANNOT

BE SEEN EVERY DAY,

TIME WILL BE ALLOWED FOR EMPLOYEES

TO VIEW THE ECLIPSE IN THE CAR PARK.

STAFF SHOULD MEET IN THE CAR PARK

AT TEN TO ELEVEN, WHEN I WILL

DELIVER A SHORT SPEECH INTRODUCING

THE ECLIPSE, AND GIVING SOME

BACKGROUND INFORMATION.

SAFETY GOGGLES WILL BE MADE

AVAILABLE AT A SMALL COST. 

MEMO FROM MANAGER TO

DEPARTMENT HEAD: 
TODAY AT TEN TO ELEVEN,

ALL STAFF SHOULD MEET IN THE CAR PARK.

THIS WILL BE FOLLOWED BY A TOTAL

ECLIPSE OF THE SUN, WHICH WILL

DISAPPEAR FOR TWO MINUTES.

FOR A MODERATE COST,

THIS WILL BE MADE SAFE WITH GOGGLES.

THE DIRECTOR GENERAL WILL DELIVER

A SHORT SPEECH BEFOREHAND TO

GIVE US ALL SOME BACKGROUND INFORMATION.

THIS IS NOT SOMETHING THAT

CAN BE SEEN EVERY DAY. 

MEMO FROM DEPARTMENT HEAD TO

FLOOR MANAGER: 
THE DIRECTOR GENERAL WILL TODAY DELIVER

A SHORT SPEECH TO MAKE THE SUN

DISAPPEAR FOR TWO MINUTES IN THE ECLIPSE.

THIS IS SOMETHING THAT CAN NOT BE SEEN

EVERY DAY, SO STAFF WILL MEET IN THE

CAR PARK AT TEN OR ELEVEN.

THIS WILL BE SAFE,

IF YOU PAY A MODERATE COST. 

MEMO FROM FLOOR MANAGER TO

SUPERVISOR: 
TEN OR ELEVEN STAFF ARE TO GO

TO THE CAR PARK, WHERE THE

DIRECTOR GENERAL WILL ECLIPSE THE SUN

FOR TWO MINUTES.

THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN EVERY DAY.

IT WILL BE SAFE, BUT IT WILL COST YOU. 

MEMO FROM SUPERVISOR TO

STAFF: 
SOME STAFF WILL GO TO THE

CAR PARK TODAY TO SEE THE

DIRECTOR GENERAL DISAPPEAR.

IT IS A PITY THIS DOESN'T HAPPEN EVERY DAY.

 

https://66.media.tumblr.com/f4b7c0e446da269eee2e11742927fca0/tumblr_nlhr3lhdL71s4fz4bo1_500.gif

 


View by Month