A BIGGER CHICKEN

THE SUPERMARKET HAD A SALE

ON BONELESS CHICKEN BREASTS

AND I INTENDED TO STOCK UP.

AT THE STORE, HOWEVER,

I WAS DISAPPOINTED TO FIND

ONLY A FEW SKIMPY PRE-PACKAGED

PORTIONS OF THE POULTRY,

SO I COMPLAINED TO THE BUTCHER. 

"DON'T WORRY," SHE SAID,

"I'LL PACK SOME MORE TRAYS AND

HAVE THEM READY FOR YOU

BY THE TIME YOU FINISH SHOPPING." 

SEVERAL AISLES LATER,

I HEARD THE LADY BUTCHER'S VOICE

BOOM OVER THE PUBLIC-ADDRESS SYSTEM.

"WILL THE GENTLEMAN WHO WAS

LOOKING FOR BIGGER BREASTS

PLEASE MEET ME AT

THE BACK OF THE STORE."