A BIGGER CHICKEN
Added on: 25th Jun 2016
THE SUPERMARKET HAD A SALE
ON BONELESS CHICKEN BREASTS
AND I INTENDED TO STOCK UP.
AT THE STORE, HOWEVER,
I WAS DISAPPOINTED TO FIND
ONLY A FEW SKIMPY PRE-PACKAGED
PORTIONS OF THE POULTRY,
SO I COMPLAINED TO THE BUTCHER.
"DON'T WORRY," SHE SAID,
"I'LL PACK SOME MORE TRAYS AND
HAVE THEM READY FOR YOU
BY THE TIME YOU FINISH SHOPPING."
SEVERAL AISLES LATER,
I HEARD THE LADY BUTCHER'S VOICE
BOOM OVER THE PUBLIC-ADDRESS SYSTEM.
"WILL THE GENTLEMAN WHO WAS
LOOKING FOR BIGGER BREASTS
PLEASE MEET ME AT
THE BACK OF THE STORE."
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