WRONG ANSWER BESSIE

FARMER JOHN WAS IN NEED OF MONEY

AND DECIDED TO TRY TO SELL HIS

TALKING COW BESSIE.

HE PUT AN AD IN THE PAPER

AND GOT A CALL THE FIRST DAY.

THE POTENTIAL BUYER CAME OVER

AND WANTED TO SEE IF INDEED

BESSIE COULD TALK.

"MY NAME IS RALPH

AND I'D LIKE TO SEE YOUR

TALKING COW." 

FARMER JOHN LED HIM TO THE

BARN WHERE BESSIE WAS.

"HERE SHE IS,"

FARMER JOHN SAID.

"I'LL ASK HER A QUESTION AND

SHE'LL ANSWER IT.

BESSIE, WHAT DO YOU CALL A

PERSON WHO BORROWS MONEY

WITHOUT INTENDING TO PAY IT BACK?" 

"MOOOOOO….." SAID BESSIE. 

"SEE? SHE JUST SAID MOOCH!

HERE'S ANOTHER ONE.

BESSIE, IF I WAKE UP FEELING CRABBY,

I'M IN A BAD…."

"MOOOOOO….." SAID BESSIE. 

"RIGHT! A BAD MOOD! ONE MORE.

BESSIE, WHAT IS THAT BRIGHT

OBJECT IN THE NIGHT SKY?"

"MOOOOOO……" ANSWERED BESSIE. 

"THE MOON! RIGHT! SO,

READY TO TAKE HER HOME, RALPH?" 

"YOU, SIR, ARE AN IDIOT!

I WOULDN'T BUY DIDDLY SQUAT

FROM YOU! GOOD BYE!"

FARMER JOHN PONDERED FOR A MOMENT,

THEN ASKED BESSIE,

"I THINK THAT LAST QUESTION

STILL DIDN'T CONVINCE HIM.

WHAT DO YOU THINK, BESSIE?"

BESSIE REPLIED,

"I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.

I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE SAID VENUS!"