YOU MUST BE A GOOD DENTIST

A GUY AND A GIRL MEET AT A BAR.

THEY GET ALONG SO WELL

THAT THEY DECIDE TO GO TO

THE GIRL'S PLACE.

A FEW DRINKS LATER,

THE GUY TAKES OFF HIS SHIRT

AND THEN WASHES HIS HANDS.

HE THEN TAKES OF HIS TROUSERS

AND WASHES HIS HANDS AGAIN.

THE GIRL HAS BEEN WATCHING

HIM AND SAYS,

"YOU MUST BE A DENTIST." 

THE GUY, SURPRISED, SAYS

"YES! HOW DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT?" 

"EASY," SHE REPLIED,

"YOU KEEP WASHING YOUR HANDS." 

ONE THING LED TO ANOTHER

AND THEY MAKE LOVE.

AFTER THEY ARE DONE,

THE GIRL SAYS,

"YOU MUST BE A GOOD DENTIST." 

THE GUY, NOW WITH A

BOOSTED EGO SAYS,

"SURE, I'M A GOOD DENTIST,

HOW DID YOU FIGURE THAT OUT?" 

"DIDN'T FEEL A THING!"