THE DOCTOR NEEDS A WRENCH
Added on: 11th Jul 2016
A WOMAN WITH A MINOR INJURY
WAS AT THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE HER
DOCTOR SAID SHE WANTED TO TAKE A
CLOSER LOOK AT IT TO MAKE SURE
EVERYTHING WAS ALL RIGHT.
THE WOMAN'S HUSBAND SITS
PATIENTLY IN THE WAITING ROOM.
AFTER A FEW MINUTES,
THE DOCTOR COMES OUT AND
ASKS HER ASSISTANT FOR A WRENCH,
WHICH UNDERSTANDABLY
CONCERNED THE HUSBAND.
THEN, AFTER A COUPLE MORE MOMENTS,
THE DOCTOR RE-ENTERS THE ROOM,
THIS TIME ASKING FOR A SCREWDRIVER.
THE HUSBAND GROWS WORRIED
AND BEGINS TO PACE IN CIRCLES.
THEN, A LITTLE LATER,
THE DOCTOR BURSTS THROUGH THE
DOORS SCREAMING FOR A HAMMER
AND AT THAT, THE HUSBAND,
IN A STATE OF FRENZIED FEAR,
RUNS UP AND ASKS,
"DOCTOR, WHAT THE HECK IS
WRONG WITH MY WIFE?"
"I DON'T KNOW,"
REPLIED THE FLUSTERED DOCTOR,
"I CAN'T GET MY DAMN BAG OPEN."
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