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THE DOCTOR NEEDS A WRENCH

Added on: 11th Jul 2016

 

A WOMAN WITH A MINOR INJURY

WAS AT THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE HER

DOCTOR SAID SHE WANTED TO TAKE A

CLOSER LOOK AT IT TO MAKE SURE

EVERYTHING WAS ALL RIGHT.

 

THE WOMAN'S HUSBAND SITS

PATIENTLY IN THE WAITING ROOM. 

AFTER A FEW MINUTES,

THE DOCTOR COMES OUT AND

ASKS HER ASSISTANT FOR A WRENCH,

WHICH UNDERSTANDABLY

CONCERNED THE HUSBAND. 

THEN, AFTER A COUPLE MORE MOMENTS,

THE DOCTOR RE-ENTERS THE ROOM,

THIS TIME ASKING FOR A SCREWDRIVER.

 

THE HUSBAND GROWS WORRIED

AND BEGINS TO PACE IN CIRCLES.

THEN, A LITTLE LATER,

THE DOCTOR BURSTS THROUGH THE

DOORS SCREAMING FOR A HAMMER

AND AT THAT, THE HUSBAND,

IN A STATE OF FRENZIED FEAR,

RUNS UP AND ASKS,

 

"DOCTOR, WHAT THE HECK IS

WRONG WITH MY WIFE?" 

"I DON'T KNOW,"

REPLIED THE FLUSTERED DOCTOR,

"I CAN'T GET MY DAMN BAG OPEN."

 

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