NEEDING TO USE THE RESTROOM
Added on: 13th Jul 2016
AN ELDERLY LADY,
BADLY NEEDING TO USE THE RESTROOM,
WALKED INTO A LOCAL RESTAURANT.
THE PLACE WAS HOPPING WITH
MUSIC AND LOUD CONVERSATION
AND EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE
THE LIGHTS WOULD TURN OFF.
EACH TIME THE LIGHTS WOULD GO OUT,
THE PLACE WOULD ERUPT INTO CHEERS.
SHE WALKED UP TO THE BARTENDER,
AND ASKED,
“MAY I PLEASE USE THE RESTROOM?”
THE BARTENDER REPLIED,
“OK, BUT I SHOULD WARN YOU
THAT THERE IS A STATUE
OF A NAKED MAN IN THERE
WEARING ONLY A FIG LEAF.”
“WELL, THAT'S OKAY,
I’LL JUST LOOK THE OTHER WAY,”
SHE SAID.
THE BARTENDER THEN SHOWED
THE ELDERLY LADY TO THE
BACK OF THE RESTAURANT.
AFTER A FEW MINUTES,
SHE CAME BACK OUT
AND THE WHOLE PLACE STOPPED
JUST LONG ENOUGH TO GIVE HER
A LOUD ROUND OF APPLAUSE.
SHE WENT TO THE BARTENDER
AND SAID, “SIR, I DON’T UNDERSTAND.
WHY DID THEY APPLAUD FOR ME
JUST BECAUSE I WENT TO THE RESTROOM?”
“YOU SEE,”
LAUGHED THE BARTENDER,
“EVERY TIME SOMEONE
LIFTS THE FIG LEAF
ON THAT STATUE,
THE LIGHTS GO OUT.”
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