GET IN LINE
Added on: 15th Jul 2016
TOM WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET
WHEN HE SEES A FUNERAL PROCESSION.
AT THE HEAD WAS THE CASKET,
BEHIND WAS A MAN WALKING A
VERY LARGE DOG AND BEHIND HIM
WERE 300 PEOPLE. T
OM WALKS OVER TO THE GUY
WITH THE DOG AND ASKS,
"WHO’S FUNERAL IS THIS?"
THE MAN ANSWERS,
“MY MOTHER-IN-LAW’S.”
TOM OFFERS HIS CONDOLENCES
AND ASKS,
“SHE MUST OF BEEN A VERY
IMPORTANT PERSON,
BUT WHAT’S WITH THE DOG?”
"THIS IS THE DOG
THAT KILLED HER.”
SO TOM ASKS,
“CAN I BORROW THE DOG
FOR AN HOUR?”
HE RESPONDS,
“GET IN LINE!”
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