STORE SIGNS
Added on: 17th Jul 2016
SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE:
WE WILL HEEL YOU
WE WILL SAVE YOUR SOLE
WE WILL EVEN DYE FOR YOU.
SIGN OVER A GYNECOLOGIST'S OFFICE:
"DR. JONES, AT YOUR CERVIX."
IN A PODIATRIST'S OFFICE:
"TIME WOUNDS ALL HEELS."
ON A SEPTIC TANK TRUCK:
YESTERDAY'S MEALS ON WHEELS
AT AN OPTOMETRIST'S OFFICE:
"IF YOU DON'T SEE WHAT YOU'RE
LOOKING FOR, YOU'VE COME
TO THE RIGHT PLACE."
ON A PLUMBER'S TRUCK:
"WE REPAIR WHAT YOUR
HUSBAND FIXED."
ON ANOTHER PLUMBER'S TRUCK:
"DON'T SLEEP WITH A DRIP.
CALL YOUR PLUMBER."
AT A TYRE SHOP IN MILWAUKEE :
"INVITE US TO YOUR NEXT BLOWOUT."
ON AN ELECTRICIAN'S TRUCK:
"LET US REMOVE YOUR SHORTS."
IN A NON-SMOKING AREA:
"IF WE SEE SMOKE, WE WILL ASSUME
YOU ARE ON FIRE AND WILL
TAKE APPROPRIATE ACTION."
ON A MATERNITY ROOM DOOR:
"PUSH. PUSH. PUSH."
AT A CAR DEALERSHIP:
"THE BEST WAY TO GET BACK
ON YOUR FEET
MISS A CAR PAYMENT."
OUTSIDE A MUFFLER SHOP:
"NO APPOINTMENT NECESSARY.
WE HEAR YOU COMING."
IN A VETERINARIAN'S WAITING ROOM:
"BE BACK IN 5 MINUTES. SIT! STAY!"
AT THE ELECTRIC COMPANY:
"WE WOULD BE DELIGHTED IF YOU
SEND IN YOUR PAYMENT ON TIME.
HOWEVER, IF YOU DON'T,
YOU WILL BE DE-LIGHTED."
IN A RESTAURANT WINDOW:
"DON'T STAND THERE AND BE HUNGRY;
COME ON IN AND GET FED UP."
IN THE FRONT YARD OF A FUNERAL HOME:
"DRIVE CAREFULLY. WE'LL WAIT."
AT A PROPANE FILLING STATION:
"THANK HEAVEN FOR LITTLE GRILLS."
IN A CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
"BEST PLACE IN TOWN TO TAKE A LEAK."
AND THE BEST ONE FOR LAST:
SIGN ON THE BACK OF ANOTHER
SEPTIC TANK TRUCK:
"CAUTION - THIS TRUCK IS FULL
OF POLITICAL PROMISES"
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